May 2013
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
rangerkimmy:
lovemick3y:
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
oodlyenough:
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
wifipasswords:
wifipasswords:
do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
drillbot:
kgrizzly:
self-portrait
oh same
ghost-anus:
ghost-anus:
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
slytherliz:
all-four-cheekbones:
ruraljackdaw:
all-four-cheekbones:
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
I thought we weren’t doing puns anymore.
I thought we did them exclusively now.
No, no, we were gonna steer clear of them.
I’m gonna drive...
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
vocaroo:
if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
ursorum:
im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
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stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
skypestripper:
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
perfectcells:
Acceptable Baby names:
Moist Towelette
Lint
Stop Crying
Hoo Dis
Mitosis
Ben Stein
No
vvierd:
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
esexist:
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
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