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richieepicness: So this Happened.

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:09:48 -0400

richieepicness:

So this Happened.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:08:54 -0400

freakinbuttercupserket: spacetwinks: highlights from jelly...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:08:44 -0400

freakinbuttercupserket:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER TO PLAY OMFG

OKAY EXCEPT WHEN YOU GET THE SHIT ONE LIKE I PLAYED WITH MY BROTHER AND HE GOT PEACH AND I GOT BARF

AND IT /LITERALLY/ TASTED LIKE BARF I HAVE NEVER TASTED ANYTHING SO REAL IN MY LIFE

luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:07:23 -0400

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

that-fabulous-bastard: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted Oh gods...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:04:22 -0400

that-fabulous-bastard:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Oh gods yes.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:01:42 -0400

h-u-m-o-u-r: totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “W...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:22 -0400

h-u-m-o-u-r:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

YES.

drillbot: kgrizzly: self-portrait oh same

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:59:42 -0400

drillbot:

kgrizzly:

self-portrait

oh same

chasind: Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter When on a first...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:52 -0400

chasind:

Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter

When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.

ghost-anus: ghost-anus: accidentally offending a good friend purposefully offending a bad...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:41 -0400

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

purposefully offending a bad friend

slytherliz: all-four-cheekbones: ruraljackdaw: all-four-cheekbones: merricats: oldmanhoho: you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:14 -0400

slytherliz:

all-four-cheekbones:

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

I thought we weren’t doing puns anymore.

I thought we did them exclusively now.

No, no, we were gonna steer clear of them.

I’m gonna drive right into them.

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:00 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police